Merry Christmas Everybody!

It is almost Christmas, and it looks like everybody is getting a bike for Christmas. When I walk into Wal-Mart I see tons, and tons of kids coming out with a bike.I wrote Santa Claus, and he wrote back, and he said he would get me a bike. I also want a Xbox but my mom said It cost to much "It costs $113 bucks, and that costs way to much for me. So instead I am getting videogames for my Gamecube. My Aunt Regina or (Pegina the name my dad likes to call he) is getting me accessories for my Gamecube. My grandma is going to get me some videogames for my Gamecube and a Gift Card for Wal-Mart.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

It is Black Friday, and it is a frenzy out there. All stores have been token over. Except Crest, because Crest sucks, and Wal-Mart is the most crazy. Once tomorrow roles around all the stores will be back to normal. At least I think they will. When the it does die down out there me and my family can go shop. Well Happy Thanksgiving.

My teacher died Friday at 2:00AM in the morning!

One Friday morning I went to school, and walked to my classroom all of a sudden My principal walks in, and tells the whole 6th grade to meet in the library. So everybody walked to the library, and sat at the tables. When we were all seated Mr.Moore (our principal) told us all that Mr.B (one of our teachers) had died at 2:00AM in the morning. The reason he died is because he had a brain tumor. Mr.Moore said "That the brain tumor spread so fast they couldn't do surgery on him" every person in that room started to cry. I didn't cry until I got back to the classroom. Mr.Moore said "that the funeral was going to be on Tuesday at 2:00PM" I am going to be at the funeral so I can pray. That is the story of how my favorite teacher died.

My Grandpa is in the hospital!

My grandpa is in the hospital because he fell out of a tree when he went hunting. He was untying a rope and untied the wrong rope and fell. The doctor said that he broke his tail bone and hip. The doctor said he has to stay in the hospital until he gets better. So every now and then, me and my dad go up to the hospital to visit my grandpa. He is fine so far, but he still has a lot of pain. I hope he gets better soon. Thank-You for listening to my story and bye.

A game called Kings of Chaos.

One day my dad was talking to his friend online,and he mentioned a game called Kings of Chaos. This game is a fun,and addicting game. This game is a text game where you can build up a army and destroy the enemy to get money. So play Kings of Chaos today or the enemy will slaughter you.Play Kings of Chaos today.

Wide Awakes Radio almost destroyed!

Yesterday a member of WAR (aka)Wide Awakes Radio quit because he got hacked by a stupid moonbat. Everyone connected to Wide Awakes Radio got their passwords,emails, and websites token, but luckly everybody is get new passwords so they wont be able to mess up anything. The person who quit was my buddy he was awsome he is the only one that laughs at my jokes. I am very sad that he quit. When he got hacked he couldn't start up again so he thought that all hope was lost so he quit. Now we have another space open for Wide Awakes Radio. So hurry up tell any grown up if they are intrested if not thats ok they will just be cursed for life. Ok that was fun so peace out dogs.

Science Fair Project: Will Birds Poop on the NYT?

Birds like to poop. Matter of fact they love to poop. However they don’t like to step in their own poop. This means I have to clean their cage. What a crappy job.

Since I have to change their poop paper often I figured why not do a little experiment. Hell I have a lot of time on my hands. I have not done a Science Fair Project since fifth grade. I won first place in the Oklahoma State Science Fair with my project, How Do Astronauts Use the Bathroom in Space. Do I still have what it takes to take a crappy idea and turn it into a masterpiece?

1. I need a title for my project. How about Will Birds Poop on the New York Times?


2. What is the purpose for this experiment? I know, to prove that birds are smarter than New York Times reports.


3. I need a hypothesis. Alright, no problem, “I believe my birds will poop on the New York Times and not The Oklahoman.”


4. Materials. What will I need for this project? That’s easy.


• The New York Times


• The Oklahoman


• Birds


• Poop


5. Procedures. Put the New York Times on the left side and The Oklahoman on the right side of the bird cage. During the next week I will observe the poopage on the paper and record which newspaper the birds prefer to dookie on.


6. Unveil my finding to the world.

*** Here is my project so far: Click to enlarge ***



Just like a real scientist I will have to procure funding through federal grants and private donations. I’m not going to spend my own money for such an important scientific discovery, that’s what philanthropy and taxes are for. The government has spent millions of dollars studying the mating patterns of salmon, they are sure to pony up the green for a bird defecation study. Maybe you can help too. I’m sure most of you would rather know whether the New York Times or The Oklahoman is the crappier paper, than spend your hard earned tax money on another global warming study. If you would like to help click on the make a donation button on the top of the right sidebar and donate money so I can fund my very important research.

I will publish my results next week, so make sure to check back to read my findings. If you have any suggestions leave a comment.

Linked to: Conservative Cat | Basil's Blog | The Uncooperative Blogger | Third World Country

Cross posted @ Passionate America

Futurama the best show on Adult Swim.

A lot of grown up's and a few kids like it.
My friend Hunter Nunley loves Futurama, no matter how many times he has seen it he still watches it. There is also a lot more shows on Adult Swim like Family Guy. This show is about a family that lives on a street called spooner dr. The People that are on the show is Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, and the uglyist of all Meg Griffin. Also we can't forget about Peter's friends Quagmire, Some black guy, and some guy in a wheelchair. Another show is Robot Chicken. this show revolves around Dolls and Action Figures it is funny, but does not make sense. But still I think Futurama is better than all the shows put together. Futurama is about a man named Fry he was delivering a pizza, and got frozen, and then got unfrozen in the year 3000. Fry meets a robot named Bender, a cyclops named Leila, and his cousin the professor. Opps I almost forgot about a crab alien named Dr.Zoidberg.This show is by the man that brought you The simpson's Mat Groening. Well those of you that has never seen any of these shows watch them on channel 52. Thank you, and good night.

Hi it's me Brandon.

I think my dad's website is the best website on the web.

But sadly some people don't agree with me. Well if you want to see my dads website then here it is!www.passionateamerica.blogspot.com

When you see my dad's website you are propably going to laugh your but's off. My dad's website is long, because he has been working on it for almost 3 years now! You would maybe call my dad funny, but sadly some people don't think my dad is all that funny. Well there wrong! So when you visit this website tell your friends so the can visit my dad's famous website too, and if the don't think it's funny they have no sense of humor.

So be sure to visit my dad's website okay.

Sorry I wasn't posting again!

I am going to keep posting and I wont stop!

The reason wasn't posting is, because I was at my grandma's house all week. Well that is the reason i was not posting all week. Another reason is that I did not know how to post for a while. Well I am finally back, and I won't stop posting for now on.

Dang not again!!!!!

My girlfriend probably hates me!

I was suposed to go to church to see my girlfriend, but my parents didn't wake me up. I really want to see my girlfriend, but the only day I can see her is on Wendsday's. Because whenever I tell my parent's to wake me up for church they never do! So when I go to church on Wensday, if there is church on Wensday my girlfriend has probably dumped me!

Glenn Beck!!

July 15, 2006

On the 15th of July Glenn Beck comes to Tulsa. Me and my dad can't wait to see him! We want to see him now! If we don't we are going to cut someones head off! Glenn has a TV show and a radio show! That's why me and my dad want to see him. He is almost the richest man on talk radio. My dad listens to his shows everyday.He also watches his TV show everyday except on weekends.If you want to go the ticket's cost $40 so get out there, and buy one!


Are you going to go see Glenn Beck in Tulsa?

Sorry i was not posting.

I am back baby!

Sorry i wasn't posting blogger was taking a major crap all week. It is finally back on, but will propably take another huge crap. So i am back and will be posting once again. So comment me please because i am still kind of new at this so go easy on me. Peace out people.

So bye!

The Over the Hedge movie!

Look Over the Hedge.

Did any of you hear about Over the Hedge? Well if you did are you thinking about seeing it? My dad and me are going to go see it. Because we want to see Hammy the squirrel. My dad favorite actor Steve Carrell is the voice of Hammy! The other reason is because Bruce Willis is the voice of the raccoon! Its already out in theaters, but me and my dad have to what till it comes out on DVD.

So are you going to see Over the hedge?

Today was not Armageddon!!!!

This day was a major disapointment!!!!!!!

I found out Armageddon is not real. I can't believe that it was just a myth. I thought the Anti Christ would make zombies appear and they would eat our brains!!! OH WELL!!!!! If you believed what I said your are so freaking stupid!!!!! Ha LOL what am i talkng about you all know you are really stupid!!!! LOL just kidding. Well be sure to believe everything I say except what I said today. Okay so peace out people! Bye

TODAY IS ARMAGEDDON ARGH!!!

RUN IT'S THE ANTI CHRIST AAAGGGHHH!!!

Today is the last day on Earth! So make something of your life, and get out there, and spend all of your money okay! The Anti Christ is going to come to Earth and rule it before we die!!!!!!!!! Those of the people that believe in the Anti Christ are going to spend all their lives in HELL!!!!!!!!! Those of the people that do not believe in the Anti Christ, and believe in God are going to have a nice life in HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! So do something good belive in god, and dont believe in th Anti Christ. Whoever we believe we are all still going to die today. So don't sit in your house all day get out and spend all your money! Don't really spend your money just go have fun.

Garfield2 A tale of two kitties

Garfield hits London

That's what they say on commercial's. This Garfield movie is suposed to be good. Butthe first Garfield sucked eggs! My dad and me do not want to see this movie, because we think it would suck. If anybody wants to see this movie go see it!

Don't tell me you are going to see this movie?

Look Here i have a list of games.

click on any of my links.

I have a list of game websites to those of you that are always bored!

1. MoFunZone


2. PopCap Games


3. Miniclip


4. Bored


5. Armor Games


6. Pogo


7. Blue Dojo


8. Games 2 Download


9. PC Gameworld


10. Freeware Gaming

Go to my friend Haylee's website plz!

Here is the title of her web blog www.hay--hay.blogspot.com

My friend Haylee just started up a new web page! She is just a beginner so be nice people please or I will cut ya! Visit her website right now but remember to be nice! Here is her web page www.hay--hay.blogspot.com Click on this link if you really want to visit. Peace out and be sure to visit her website when ever you can okay.

Memorial Day 2006

Today May 29th, 2006 is Memorial Day!

Today is the time to honor the troops that fight in Iarq and for the troops that died to protect our country. People all over the country honor the troops by visiting the graves and by leaving flowers. The reason we honor them is because they saved us from Germany, and Japan. If it wasnt for the troops we would be speaking a differnt language. So everybody should visit their memorial this day. Don't sit around get out there and honor your troops before the day is over. So go out there say prayers, leave flowers, do what ever you can to honor them.

Happy Memorial Day!

Did you know that 6 6 06 is Armagedon!!!!

There is a movie called The Omen that comes out June 6 6 06!

When the Omen comes out we are not going to get to watch it. The reason is because it is Armagedon 6 6 06. So we are probably going to die that day. You never know we might not die that day. So if we dont die go ahead and see the movie. click here to view the trailer to The Omen.

Do you plan on seeing The Omen?

I went and saw X-Men 3 last night!

X-Men 3 is radical dude!

My dad took me to see X3 last night. At the end of the movie was a big surprise! A couple of people stayed to watch the surprise. But a few people left. But me and my dad stayed. So if you dont go and see X3 wolverine will cut ya! So go see it okay!

Hi I'm Brandon

Welcome to Daily Kids!

I'm out of school for the summer. I'm going to try and write each day about my summer vacation.